Things that make Disneyland Paris different from Disneyland California
1. It’s smaller. No Bear Country Jamboree or Tiki room.
2. More smoking.
Things the French do Better
1. Wrap up pastries like presents
Things my mother brings to Spain
2. Portable mister bottles
3. The missing part of me.
Things my father does in Spain
1. Teaches me that a character named Anna Pigeon exists.
2. Sings Eagles songs
3. Acts just like me.
Things that Paul and I do when traveling
1. Seek out Chipotle in Paris
2. Walk very, very, very quickly
3. Get mistaken for Italian, French, and English.
Things that give me hope
Things that ground me
1. Oldest says, “Mom, you’re the heart of our family……and dad is the brain.”